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Do you have a map, because I want to find my way into your pants. The request was to make a dirty version of the Funny Pickup Pick-up Lines video. But seriously, I've got 'em. Did your girlfriend buy it for you? Hey, lets play farmer, You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed. In my case, it was. Just learn from guys like me…all of my advice has been tested by me and by 1,000s of my happy customers from all over the world.
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