When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity. He has a mind like a steel trap -- always closed! You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified. You mean you don't know I've a dog?! You're so ugly you almost look like your mother. Which way did you come in? You're so fat when you jumped up you got stuck. No, it's a downright lame insult. I was about to poison the tea.
Leave a comment below and let us know what comeback you like the best. I hope you liked these fat insults. It's nice of you to take the blame! Did someone leave your cage open? He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face. Any more in the litter? Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet. I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there. If you personally disagree with what's being said, you need to speak up and say something.
The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you. Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege. If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid. If idiots could fly, this would be an airport. Did someone leave your cage open? Must have been a long and lonely journey. What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
See more ideas about Funny insults, Savage comebacks and Funny insults and comebacks. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty. I don't consider you a vulture. You have a lot of well-wishers. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.
See more ideas about Funny insults, Savage comebacks and Funny insults and comebacks. After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse? He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle. You've the same name as my dog! Definition - a very stupid or foolish person Pillock which has also on occasion been spelled pilloch, pillok, and pillick is one of the hundreds of euphemisms for the male sexual organ in the English language. Innocent hammer, while a fine choice of name for your Metallica polka cover band, did not have quite what it takes to make it in English as a fixed phrase. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? When someone is counting random numbers aloud.
I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. His origins are so low, you'd have to limbo under his family tree. She's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road! He has depth, but only on the surface. You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''. But just because they are overweight, keep in mind that they also have feelings.
He would grudge the old soldiers their pensions! Hopefully this web site will give you some answers. They shot him through the stupid forest, and he didn't miss a tree. As useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker. You're so fat you saw 90210 on a scale. You're so low you could milk a pregnant snake! Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance? How did you get here? Take a vacation; go to Club Dead. Go ahead, tell them everything you know.
I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave! They say that two heads are better than one. See more ideas about Funny insults, Savage comebacks and Funny insults and comebacks. We'll pay for the funeral. He is dark and handsome. You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you. His brain waves fall a little short of the beach. Do u practice being this ugly? Both and involve climbing, or jumping up onto a bench.
Call all your friends and bring back some change! I always wanted to be a troubleshooter but now I see you are not worth it! Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid? They are most of them Barbers, Taylors, Panders and Procurers, Parasites and Lick-spittles: There are also by report some gallant Courtiers amongst them. Check out our top ten comeback lists at www. I reprimanded my son for mimicking you. Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic. I do have a life too, you know. I can tell you are lying.