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You might think that, because it's a computer program, Cleverbot would be able to do math problems almost instantly. Nobody has a single unique, new thought, all spouting the latest meme after meme, that aren't even good. She seemed nice enough and normal enough, and I kind of liked her. I wear blush on my butt so that I have rosy cheeks. Do you like Bill Gates? Every time I try to tell him I am hungry he puts green leaves in my bowl and says doggies can be vegan too if they try hard enough.
Then there are certain random facts for you to ponder on and fill up blanks, vague moments in life. Excerpt: I dunno why but my humor is guiding in different ways. So, the odds are, you may find some of the above lines to be comical, but not all of them. A: Pleased to eat you. A giant suction cup humps a magnetic crutch that turns invisible whenever it picks up a radio signal at a frequency of 528 hZ. Sing me a song 4.
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In this Article: Cleverbot is an online program that uses complex coding to hold text-based conversations with human readers. Funny Things You Can Ask From Cortana 1. I am about to loose my shoestring 62. If I were to print my name with my foot, would that count as being a foot print? Make loud groans in a public bathroom then drop a cantaloupe in the toilet and sigh in relief. Yes this is my street, I own it 70. I tried to tie my shoes with my mouth and got tongue tied. Why did the chicken cross the road? When I went down, I almost couldn't get back up.
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Typing in gibberish, either by purposefully misspelling words, making up new words, or just mashing randomly on the keyboard, can get some funny results. Horse and fox are the best. Dogs smaller than a football are not real dogs at all. Guys, seriously, Caleb is 14 years old. Don't be afraid to stop one sentence and begin another — periods, question marks, and exclamation points are allowed in the middle of your message. He was asking, 'What time are you dropping my angel home? Go to the movies with a spray bottle of water. I was going to come up with some impressive story, but I'll just tell it to you straight.
Three things go into showcasing humor: the right lines, the right timing, and the right delivery. I call bathrooms urination station that are sometimes constipation stations and monthly menstruation stations if you have 2 X chromosomes on planet earth. I laugh at stuff like for example Anchorman when the guy puts on the black panther cologne and there like ahh gawd it stinks like bigfoots dick. When is national pie day? These are not jokes you have to crack your head to say, they are some few random things everyone should know. Before I give you my amazing list of awesome answers, I encourage you to get the numbers from the people you are actually calling.