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Your legs are like an Oreo cookie, I want to spread them and eat the good stuff in the middle. He is married to his wife, Kathy, and has five children, two of whom were adopted from China. Hey baby can I fry my steak in your hot sizzling grill? Cause you have it around your lips Can I reheat my egg roll in your microwave? Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? You look like you already are, and you just did. Me-n-u Do you like Pizza Hut? When they're not creepy, they're so corny that they warrant an eye roll so gloriously dramatic, sarcastic, and spiteful that the shame-stink of it will haunt you forever, like the spray of a skunk. And im telling youuuu str8 up im thirsty.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Do you like blow jobs or sex on the beach? Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? But to drink this sweet elixer of love is not the only way it comes in handy. Wanna see how my cookie crumbles? Which is what you should be right now. Cause you have a pretty sweet ass! Not as much as that pick-up line smells like desperation. Cause I want to stuff your crust. Because I am amazing in the kitchen. Why bash a girl over the head with a blatant and desperate appeal to get in her pants, when you can use simple wordplay to slightly baffle her with the suggestion that your name is a general description for a time of day? Viens vivre dans mon cœur, sans payer de loyer! Because you already know how to make a weiner stand.
Pickup lines are a tricky business. Hey ,they call me coffee cause I grind so fine You eat Ramen Noodles, well I'll be Ramen my noodle in you later Do you like Wendys? I could've sworn we had chemistry. Should we drop everything and buy a food truck together? Hey baby, do you want to get lunch or do you want to be lunch? Tu as de beaux yeux tu sais. How do you like you eggs in the morning? These flattering pick up lines will hopefully at least get you a smile. Hey you thirsty, cause I can give you the Sunny-D I like my women, like I like my ice cream, fat free and dripping down my fingers I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place. You're making the other girls look bad! Do you work at Little Ceasars? Well I'm sure you'll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face. Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.
If that doesn't get her panties in a bunch, then you're going to have to wait until last call to try to pick up some of the desperate leftovers. Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts. Don't hide it -- have some fun with the concept of using a silly line to try to pick up a girl by pointing at the absurdity of what you're doing, and hope the girl you're trying to chat up has the sense of humor to join in on the fun and give you the benefit of the doubt. Are you a hamburger pattie cause dat ass is juicy. Hey, wanna come over to Myspace and Twitter with my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook? Someone said you were looking for me.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple. I want you to know something but I'm too scared to tell you in person. That's how it's supposed to be. I want to buy you dinner! Are you on the menu? I might not be 8 inches but this banana is still worth peeling. And I thought the beer was good here… 23. Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch? That lactose indulgence, straight from the grocery store dairy section friend — cheese.
We want to arm you with the boldest and strongest, yet non-slappy and non-shamey, pickup lines that you can use on a potential mate. You took my breath away! It's a variation on the meta pickup line from a few entries above. Because your ass is out of this world! Just Smile for Yes, or Do a Backflip for No. You should be arrested for excessive beauty in public. Gurl, your thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. We all have heard some really cheesy pickup lines—either we heard them or we said them ourselves. Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning! Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams? Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you'll be eating some tonight.
This line is smooth and doesn't leave behind the rank aftertaste of horny desperation. Can I have a waffle cone, and 2 scoops of you. It's like a line a Monty Python member would, and probably has, used to score a date. Tu veux prendre du bon temps? Whether you're looking to impress a guy at the bar, send a cute note to your crush at school, or you want some funny Tinder openers, here are some lines that I have heard or have read on the internet. Omellete you suck this dick. This line is best paired with a stiff drink, a mean strut, and a righteous hand, one primarily used for loving and secondarily used as a fist for the pummeling of fools.
I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans I like my women like I like my doughnuts. I'm like chocolate pudding, I may not look that good but I taste great You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that. Cause I want to take your top off. Let me be a chicken nugget. Do you like Krispy Kreme, cause I'm gonna glaze your donut.
Because I like you a latte. Ton père, il vend des fusils? Might as well compare them to the Black Death, right? These lines will make an impression without the fear of a woman leaving an impression of her hand on your cheek. I'm not good at cooking, so lets go out sometime! Do you want to make a burger? I'm surprised, because you are a masterpiece. I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are. My gender is pizza, because everybody wants a slice of me.