~Jay McInerney I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now. God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you. Cause I wanna fuck the shit out of you. Some of these will work wonders with certain girls and bomb with others but you should be yourself so choose a line or two that makes you giggle. I want to kiss every inch of you.
And you find some woman, coarse and low and vulgar, some beastly creature in whom all the horror of sex is blatant, and you fall upon her like a wild animal. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. Cute Things To Say To A Girl You Like 1. Is there something wrong with my eyes? Last night I looked up into the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you. It hurts me more to see you sad.
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet. You make me want to be a better man just so I can be more worthy of your love. That is my life without you. ~Susan Sontag There's nothing better than good sex. Boy: S weet L ittle U nforgetable T hing. Can you explain that to me? I would call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, but I'm kinda hoping you're a slut! Fear and primitive morals are creating a sexual pressure-cooker in this country and soon the top will blow.
Cause I'm gonna spread them tonight Do you like Sea World, because your about to be in my splash zone Do you have a boyfriend? You make my sadness disappear with your beautiful smile. ~Bernard Poulin Don't do it behind the garden gate. I think I should tell U wht people r saying behind Ur back. Can you fix my cell phone? Hold my hand and I will hold your heart and keep it safe for all eternity. I am glad that we grew up together so I did not have to miss even one awesome moment of our time together. I can conquer the world with a single hand so long as you are holding the other. If I had just one kiss, I would save it for you.
And a bottle of baby oil? Your eyes are as blue as the ocean, and baby im lost at sea If I was your heart would you let me beat? Why was Phillips girlfriend annoyed? Have you ever been to Antarctica? You need something to shut that big mouth of yours! ~Matt Groening There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. However, if you are finding it hard choosing the right words to say to a girl then this 100 Cute Things To Say To A Girl is for you. Test these words and see what kind of response you get. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you? Wht's hairy on the outside nd moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' nd has U' nd 'N' in between? Our bodies and souls blend together to become a passionate flame. ~Leonardo da Vinci I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Remember their love for you and that you can trust them with anything. So, would you smile for me? Hey baby, you like Glazed or creme filled? Can I borrow your cell phone? Roses are red, violets are blue, we're having sex, cause I'm stronger than you I hope you have a sewing machine, cause im gonna tear dat ass up Are you an architect?. I lost my phone number. Come in the house and take off ur coat, open ur mouth and let me coat the back of that throat! After reviewing data from more than 500 couples in discussion, psychologist John Gottman, Ph. Cause I put the D in Raw Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone cause I want to hit the pound button all day long. Then duck down here and get some meat. I put a tear in the ocean and the day you find it is the day I will stop loving you.
You look so cute when you laugh. I love the way your hair feels as I run my fingers through them. If I could take the alphabet and re-arrange it, U and I would be together. Have this flower before I take yours Your Ass Looks Nice, does it need servicing cause I got a wrench and some screws just for you. Loves mysteries in soules doe grow, But yet the body is his booke. ~Mark Twain What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh. Meanwhile, guys are dominating porn usage because their arousal has more directly visual triggers.
But it was just so sexy and in-charge. ~Henry Fielding Sex is God's joke on human beings. Guys are more singular in their focus, whereas women can hold many things in their mind at once when it comes to sexual arousal. Have you ever been to Antarctica? Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that! I have a tongue like an anteater; want to go to the zoo? It truly does shift the entire dynamic of your sex life in such an easy and sustainable way. Studies suggest that the average woman speaks 7,000 words a day. Victoria, 32 I had been with my ex for about two years, but we broke up because of distance and being in different places in our lives and blah blah.
I wish my pillow was as huggable as you. I cannot stop thinking about you. Do not have sex with the authorities. I have not been on this site since summer. ~Robert Byrne, quoted in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988 The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.
Remember the permission they gave you. Are you spaghetti cause I want you to meat my balls. Having this simple exchange out loud will evaporate a huge amount of anxiety around your future dirty talking sex-capades. Let me pick up the kids from day care. I'm no rooster, but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you Do you have pet insurance? If you hold 8 roses in front of a mirror, you'd see 9 of the most beautiful things in the world! You feel like a disembodied spirit, immaterial; and you seem to be able to touch beauty as though it were a palpable thing; and you feel an intimate communion with the breeze, and with the trees breaking into leaf, and with the iridescence of the river.