Cruel fat jokes. Sick jokes (Really offensive humour) 2019-01-14

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Rude Jokes

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Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something that fish smoke 6. And they helped normalise the idea that it was funny to date a woman as a bet. As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. He should join the Ku Klux Klan -- he would look a lot better with a hood over his head. A Because I shot it in the face Q: What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic? Definitely don't mess with Texas women. Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today? A: When you let them in, the dog shuts up. U guys fucking disgust me.

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Fat jokes

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The man figures it would be a nice thing to do, so he picks heer up and gives her a hug. Q: Why is a bird another word for a young woman? Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Q: What do you call a sunburnt girl with a yeast infection? Q: what do you get when you put a baby in a box full of razor blades and kick it down a flight of stairs? A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die? Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk 26. A dirty old man pulls up in his car beside a little boy. The prisoner was eager to start and entered the first tent and soon singing and breaking bottles and jars were heard.


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What are your best, most offensive, fat jokes? : AskReddit

cruel fat jokes

So women know what it feels like to live with an annoying cunt. If men can't focus on two things at once, then why do women have boobs? Even if women came with directions, we still wouldn't read them. A: Take a dump in her vagina. Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live 10. A: A bitch who thinks she knows everything.

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What are your best, most offensive, fat jokes? : AskReddit

cruel fat jokes

Women find men more attractive when they notice other women looking at him. A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend. Women are like blue jeans. Yo mama's so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket. A girl ask her father for the car keys, he says you know what you have to do so she got on her knees and went to work, she stops and says oh daddy this taste like shit, he said oh i forgot your brother borrowed the earlier The first time i had sex i looked up and her mother was standing there, You know what she said to me? I already told you, I am not that way. The Porsche isn't sitting in my bedroom.

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Funny Jokes

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Yo mama so stupid she yelled into an envelope because she wanted to send a voicemail 35. Q: What do you call a woman with no clitoris? Q: Why did God give women orgasms? Yo mama so ugly she makes One Direction go the other direction 4. Q: What have women and condoms got in common? He was born a poor black boy but died a rich white women. A: They fell for that trick once already! A: Give them a basketball. A: Getting the blood off of your clown suit.

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Women Jokes

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After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young fat blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free! He has such a big mouth, he can sing a duet all by himself. Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week! They really don't deserve any response from you at all, but if you really really want to say something, it could be. She's so ugly, at a Christmas party they hung her and kissed the mistletoe! If one doesn't work, then have a few ready for back up! Then they change into your clothes and escape. If you want to read those, pick the category below or just find it in the main menu at the top of this page. A: Both are made for children but it's the fathers who play with them most. Q: What do toy railways and boobs have in common? Q: How is a woman like a road? But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself, and she goes fucking nuts!!! Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?. Q: What's the difference between your bonus and your dick? A: You come in one and go in the other.

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Women Jokes

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Go ahead, tell them everything you know. Yo mama so hairy she stars in Donkey Kong games 40. A: Women make it hard! They both come in a little behind. Q: Why do most men die before their wives? He had to sit in the back of the gas chamber. A: Because men fake foreplay. The man leans down and kisses the woman on the lips for a brief moment. Rude Jokes 5 Why did the lumber truck stop? A: Your dad's dick tastes funny.


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cruel fat jokes

Q: What is the difference between a woman and the Sun? Q: Why do women love orgasms? Q: Why are women like condoms? What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? The fat blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Q: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent? I'm sure they'll find ammunition to fight back from our other jokes. He has wavy hair-- it's waving goodbye. Q: What do you give a woman with everything? A: Bomb Bae Q: Why does a man like to see two women kiss each other? They are mourning for the stiff they buried the night before. A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet! Why are trees so close in Harlem? She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes. You guys do realize you're welcoming a copypasta bot right? If you want one, you must trap it.

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100 Yo Mama Jokes

cruel fat jokes

Are you always that stupid or today is a special occasion? Three gay guys are in a hot tub when a condom floats to the surface. Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? We've hit the description limit on YouTube and can't fill in the rest of the jokes. French Roulette - point the gun to your head, but run away American Roulette - use a machine gun Jewish Roulette - don't use bullets, because they're expensive German Roulette - insist on playing with 6 Jews, and go last Irish Roulette - load all 6 chambers with bullets, and go first Brazilian Roulette - play it in a train station Muslim Roulette - use a bomb instead of a gun Black Roulette - steal the gun and rob everybody in the room Welsh Roulette - fuck a sheep Chinese Roulette - shoot someone else, nobody will be able to tell the difference Ginger Roulette - just keep pulling the trigger. What does a redneck girl say the first time she has sex? Women, I can't figure them out!. A Jew and a fag go to heaven. Q: Do you know how to kill a hundred flies at once? A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with Q: What is love? So ugly people would have a chance to have sex. U guys fucking disgust me.

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