From now on, your dick is my dick. I'm having carpet put in tomorrow, so. The great thing about this release is that you get both the Extended and Theatrical cuts, so you can make your own mind up. A man talks about, and describes, his first sexual experience, another man talks about trying to come up with sexual positions and maneuvers that a woman might not have tried before, and another man describes his sexual relationship with a long-time girlfriend in a very emotional and tender way. If you knew her, if you knew who I was dealing with. I'll still have sex with you if you want.
See, you've been warned, all right? I think that he's rocking the shit in this one. Please, Cal, hold my hand. I'm not going to punch her in the head. A man walks past women on the street and in a café and is very aware of their breasts and figures. We've been broken up for like two years, man.
He looks just like Luke Wilson. I think you'd really dig it. Look at how serious I am. It doesn't matter if you're ugly as fuck or you're ugly as shit. It's like a weight has been lifted. You know what's a dirty word, is asshole.
Cal She starts doing his pubes, I'm out of here. I will give you sick. I should tear up the hard wood. Three men urinate against a wall outside a restaurant we see the stream from one of them. There's nothing you can't do with this woman. I just want you to know that this is the first conversation. I just wanna get drunk, fucked up, and play some cards.
I am not a whore. And he was a jerk-off. You tell me he was a nice guy, didn't you? The sketch was about a man who, in trying to keep up in a poker game conversation about sexual experiences, proves to be about the subject. At least I don't have to work out tomorrow. Hurting for a squirting, I wrote that.
Let me tell you something, Andy. That is a fantastic idea. So, have you ever worked with electronics before? I don't want to be in here. Come on, give him some credit, man. There's something else, too, behind your ear, I think.
. Is there something I should be looking for? But, hey, that's her journey, you know. And I got kind of. All you got to do is go make your pick now. Take your finger and flick your testicle.
Yeah, like half the time. You know what, I'm not the only person in the world. Yeah, it's like the Land of a Thousand Lakes. All right, check this out. I'm ripping your head off right now.
So, you know, it was pretty good. I'm sick of your crybaby bullshit. Did you write this stuff? I was sleeping with a woman recently, she had the. I thought that you might. You know, you lose weight. Jay: Yeah, well, aim high, Willis.